Monday, June 10, 2013

Naked Accounting 101: The Course Catalogue Of The Future



Welcome, class of 2048!  We are pleased to offer you the most customizable courses in today's edutainment world.  The fun starts here!  New courses for this year include:

Nutty Professor:  The Lighter Side of Abnormal Psychology
In this 100 percent video-only, textbook-free class, you'll get an introduction to all the wildest and funniest mental disorders out there.  Topics include acting like a dick, drama queen-ism, and being a h8er.  Content is organized around reality-show footage with fun voice-overs by Woody Allen. 

No tests or papers; students evaluate their own work for assessment. 

Bonus offer:  for just ten dollars extra, get limited time access to the hilarious online drinking game, "I'm a cutter, you're a cutter!

The Physics of Star Trek

Physics is hard.  Instead of banging your head against a wall trying to understand torque, angular momentum, and Faraday's law, in this course you'll watch as George Takei explains the fun fictional physics behind cool things like phasers, positron torpedos, and dilithium crystals.

No tests or papers; students evaluate their own work for assessment. 

Bonus offer:  for just ten dollars extra, get your Star Trek fan fiction published in our alumni magazine!

Naked Accounting 101
Tired of boring old professors?  Learn bookkeeping from today's most famous virtual reality porn star, TeddieXXX-- and she's naked!  In these videos, Teddie and her "double-entry double-Ds" make the numbers add up as the clothes come off.  Comes in optional "clothes on" format for students with ADHD.

No tests or papers; students evaluate their own work for assessment. 

Bonus offer:  for just ten dollars extra, you can have virtual sex with your instructor!  Let's just say, these aren't your father's office hours

4 comments:

AAT Training said...

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Patricia Marino said...

Thanks AAT Training! So glad you liked it!

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